Friends, relations, nominal readers of my blog! I know you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today.
It's because I love this great city I live in (Detroit), and I think it could use some new blood.
So, here's the deal.
You agree to move here (because you love me), and I'll buy a house. You'll pay me small rent, I'll pay the mortgage. We'll all be happy.
Take me up on this offer.
I'll buy a house.