1. Curse the bus system.
2. Imagine all the places they'll find pieces of your body.
3. Wish you were at home with a cat.
4. Listen to your stomach growl.
5. Curse Barnes and Noble for closing at 5.
6. Use up battery juice on your phone by writing a blogpost.
7. Eat drugstore candy.
8. Plot your next novel.
9. Plot revenge on your cat for stealing your socks.
10. Be utterly grateful to the guys who finally split a cab with you so you don't have to keep waiting for the bus. Thanks guys!