Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Why you should ALSO read... 50 Shades of Gray

I know, you're all like "Listen, I've heard about 50 Shades of Gray. Everyone's reading it. It's not a romance novel, and I don't read porn" unless you're like "Read it, loved it, recommend more porn."

Here's the thing about 50 Shades... I'm not recommending it as a romance novel. I'm recommending this under the 'humor' category and the 'fantasy' category. Let's be honest, the sex in 50 Shades may or may not be realistic (I'm trying not to crush anyone's hopes and dreams) but there's a heck of a lot about this book that still counts as farcically funny fantasy, starting with...

1. The main character just graduated from college and doesn't own a computer.

2. All the cars are Audis.

3. He tells her to eat all the time.

and

4. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A COMPUTER. Seriously, she wa s an english major. It's crazy.

50 Shades is polarizing. Some people love it, some people hate it, I stayed up all night laughing my ass off. I recommend that you pour yourself a drink, pull up a chair, and read it proudly while your internal cheerleader does jumping jacks in the corner.

That's why you should ALSO read 50 Shades of Gray.

Who else should you ALSO read? Post below in the comments!

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